Ladies,
Gentlemen,
Jack Rabbit SLim, is in love!

It was a clear spring day. Almost summer-like in fact.
I was strolling down the pavement, just enjoying the day, having a grand old time.
Then I saw her.
She was just standing there, looking so sexy, yet so quiet and content.
No one else was paying her any attention. I couldn't see how thaey could ignore such sleek beauty.
I stared at her beautiful curves, her divine lines.
I felt like I was in a dream.
Yes because this couldn't be real, only in a dream to I be close to this.
The dream I had had for so long had come true, she was here.
I walked up to her and we just stared at each other, like a moment that had been fated
Since time began.
And as she stood there on those long straight legs,
I just thanked the forces that I had
finally seen...